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Tuesday
Jan102012

architecture for dummies

After getting frustrated trying to draw the wall for my studio vocal booth by hand (mainly because I don't have graph paper), I said screw it and cranked this out in Photoshop. I have no idea what real professional wall-drawers use, but I'm sure it ain't Photoshop. But that's what I'm good in, and I just used a 10 pixels = 1 inch scale. I would've done it "full scale", but Photoshop gets very sluggish with 96" wide images. This will all be 2x4 framing with the exception of the chunky 4x4 up top. My handyman advised doing this because I'm not going to attach it to the ceiling, reason being that the ceiling is drywall with glued-up 12"x12" 3/4" thick acoustic celing tiles. Since the wall is at a slight angle (and relatively parallel to the ceiling joists), the only way to create consistent spots to attach it would be to tear out the tiles/drywall and add 2x4 crossmembers between the joists, and I'm really not hip on tearing apart the ceiling. The tiles are probably a million years old and would be really difficult to match, so unless I redid the entire ceiling... well, you get the picture.

As a result, the wall will be attached at the bottom and sides only, which my handyman says should be fine for something this short. Though the door is going to be solid wood, thus kinda heavy, I doubt it'll be getting slammed, and I can't see anyone trying to break into my vocal booth, so it should be ok. Now I have to see if I have can source a pre-hung flat slab door locally with some kind of nice wood finish, which I'm dubious about. I already found great place online, and it was only around a $100, but the shipping tacked on another $75. I have a feeling I'm gonna end up doing that. The window will simply be two pieces of 1/4" glass (two will stop more sound) framed inside the 2x4's with simple wood mouldings (and foam rubber) holding them in place. I'm gonna wait 'til after the framing is built to get those just in case my dimensions aren't spot on.

Now I gotta go to Home Depot and check out the door inventory...

Monday
Jan092012

musique concrète

Probably doesn't look much different than the other photos I've been posting, but today the concrete guys did the "second cut". It's very smooth to the touch, and the little tiny stones are becoming visible. This is usually considered a good thing, but it depends on your taste and a zillion physical factors of how they mixed and poured the original concrete (and keep in mind they weren't originally doing it with cosmetics in mind). I'm OK with some of little stones showing, but I'm glad it's not going to be so exaggerated that it looks like a granite countertop. The only thing that scares me a bit is that there's a fairly large number of various divits and damage, mostly from carpet tack strips in the hall, foyer, etc., but they tell me they can fix all that up. Good news is that they're telling me that the entire slab is very even overall, and I'm told if it isn't, it doesn't look as nice when it's shiny. Tomorrow or the next day they'll start using the grinding wheels that make it shiny, so perhaps that'll show up in the pics (otherwise you're all going to have to come visit me here. Kegger!). Lester seems happy about the whole deal, and between the floor improvements and successfully locating his tail, it's a swell day for being a cat.

In the meantime, yesterday I finished almost all of the screw-down-the-floor process in the upstairs studio, and it's a whole new world. I have to take a picture of the ten zillion nails I yanked out- my back wasn't feeling so good yesterday. However, on yet another trip to Lowe's to buy more drywall screws, I sprung for some ten-dollar kneepads, and those made a big difference (insert your own kneepad joke, and while you're at, feel free to make one about having a flat head for your beer and turning into a cheeseburger at midnite).

Scale almost correct.Today I worked on the "blueprint" for the wall I'm gonna build up there to create a vocal booth. Initially I was going to build something small in the "nook" of the back corner of the room (the part to the left of the gray area, which is actually a little larger and squarer), but I decided to make it go all the way across for a couple reasons. 1) that whole area of the room is going to be kind of wasted anyway; the bulk of my setup will be in the big part of the room, and 2) any small room, especially one not much bigger than a phone booth is going to sound awful. I know the majority of people reading this aren't musician/engineer types so this is about to get either super boring or really interesting depending upon how much you like to don your Mr. Science hat...

Rooms tend to have two inherent sound traits- internal resonance (think of how sound rings in the shower) and reverb (think of a gymnasium). These are kind of the same thing, except that one takes far more time to propagate (and is typically more pleasant), but since our room is gonna be small, let's stick with our shower/resonation idea. When sound is contained in small spaces, for example, inside a saxophone, the shape and materials of the resonating chamber emphasize and de-emphasize certain frequencies. That's why a clarinet, though functioning almost identically to a saxa-ma-phone, sounds different. Now, let's take a singer, who has their own vibrating reed (their vocal cords) with its own unique resonating chamber (the throat/nose/mouth). Now, take our little tiny room square room with four hard walls, and that sound is gonna bounce around like nuts because the walls are so close. The sound is bouncing too quickly to be heard as an audible reverb (as in a gym), so instead it "rings" at certain frequencies... and dies at others (just like our aforementioned saxophone). Now, just as much as we don't want our saxophone to be playing inside a clarinet, we don't want our beautiful songbird singing in a crappy-sounding resonant chamber wherein certain notes will be super loud and others will die.

The best way to fight this is with a larger room where the effects aren't so drastic. The are a whole bunch of other ways too; acoustic sound absorbing foam works at higher frequencies, carpet, drapes, etc. But if you go nuts with those, your resonating problems go away, but your singer will sound (and feel) like they're singing into a pillow and in addition to recording crappy, it doesn't encourage spirited performances, so you have to strike a balance. Making the walls non-parallel helps too, and since I'm angling my wall, I'm doing that. There are some other acoustical tricks one can do (something called "bass trapping" for getting rid of the ringing at lower frequencies), but suffice to say, it's tricky business, and a bigger room in the first place is better. With all that in mind, I decided to go complete across the back of the of the room with one angled wall about 95" wide, plus it'll have the part all the way in the "crook" which will add roughly another three feet. So, it'll be somewhat narrow (about four feet down to about three feet on the other end), but at least it won't be teeny tiny, and I only have to build one wall this way.

I've never framed a wall before, so that'll be a new one on me- reading up on that fun now. It's gonna have a solid-core door and a window with two panes of glass, so I have to frame those too. I'm going to use a pre-hung door (i.e. includes jamb and hinges) because mounting a door and having it close and swing properly is harder than it seems.

None of this is really a recipe for 100% super soundproofing, but unbeknownst to many, properly soundproofing a room is really difficult and expensive (the only thing that stops sound is mass and airtight seals everywhere), and I really don't need an insane amount of isolation in my already pretty quiet neighborhood. I just need enough so I can have a singer in there, have my speakers at moderate volume without sound bleeding into the mic and I can swivel my desk chair without worrying about recording it.

Friday
Jan062012

floor boardom

With the concrete polishing guys here doing their thing, the kitchen/living room area is off-limits as far as working in there, so I began futzing around with the over-the-garage add-on that will become my studio. As you may recall, the floor was frighteningly bouncy, the bulk of which was fixed by adding a giant reinforcement beam in the garage below. The room doesn't feel like you're going to fall through it anymore, but the floor was still a little squeaky and soft-feeling. Two reasons for this; the original owners cheaped out and used 1/2" plywood for the floorboards (3/4" would be more appropriate) and it's nailed to the joists instead of screwed. The inherent flex of the 1/2" ply makes the nail issue worse, because it tends to want to bend and pop up the nails, then it's more squeaks and bendy-ness than Charo.

So... I yanked up the carpet and padding, removed the tack strips and remembered the joy of removing tons of staples used to hold down the padding. They didn't even bother with the formality of baseboards up there, so that was a time saver (it'll have them when I'm done). I then set about screwing the floorboards down and removing the nails (to prevent future squeakage), and developed a procedure pretty quick: screw in drywall screw directly behind nail, nail then usually pops up a bit, then use two hammers, a big one and little one with the little hammer getting hammered under the nail by the big one, then yank nail. It's tedious work, because there's a LOT of nails, but I'm being very thorough because I intend to install a laminate wood floor, and I'd rather make the floor as tight and squeak-free as I can now. I'm close to half done, and though the floor isn't like walking on cement, it's still making a huge difference. Certainly a nice improvement over the flexible-flyer mess it was when I moved in... I can't believe people inhabited that room (and they did). As it stands, I ran out of drywall screws (hello Lowe's!), so I'm at a temporary standstill which is fine because my back hurts!

I also have to figure out what the hell to do with the carpet. The piece in back corner wasn't that big, and it's out, but the main room area is a large piece that I can't move on my own, and I'm not sure whether I should try and donate it (it's not in horrible shape), or cut it up and throw it away. I'm open to suggestions. Once I'm done securing the floor, I gotta figure what I'm doing about a vocal booth (and decide whether I'm going one at all). That area straight at the right rear of the photo is such a great location...

BTW, the downstairs concrete floor currently is about as smooth as the average basement; the entire "first cut" with 70 grit polishing wheels is complete. Monday they go to 100 grit, but he tells me it gets quicker each step.

Wednesday
Jan042012

concrete blog.

That may be my best horrible entry title pun yet. In case you were wondering what unpolished concrete looks like, that'd be something like this. The vast majority of tile and smooth set (i.e. grout) is removed and most of the resulting mess is in cans (or stacked in front of my house). Should be total comedy if anyone tries to steal the intact pieces, because not only are they welcome to it, they're ungodly heavy. Concrete Ken tells me my slab looks pretty good, which is good to know (incidentally, people are always telling me how good my slab looks). There's some cracks, but nothing they can't deal with. The only WTF thing is that somewhat inexplicably, they unearthed a 120v power line channeled into the slab (you can see it in on the top right) terminating in what appears to be a vertically piece of PVC pipe in the the middle of the floor (an illuminated umbrella? Stripper pole with built-in chaser lights? Anyone else have any guesses?). I have no idea what they were up to, but we gotta remove the wire (not too difficult) and they're gonna fill it in. They said they should be able to make it relatively invisible.

Tomorrow they start the big machine grinding process, which occurs in multiple layers and can take anywhere from four to seven days. Yikes. The cats shall be overjoyed.

Tuesday
Jan032012

total f^&*ng carnage.

Limestone cowboys.

Gonna go out on a limb here and say that it may be too late to change my mind about keeping the travertine tile. And yes, it sounds as loud as it looks. Amazingly, Foofel the cat is sitting on the floor in my room snoozing as if nothing was out of the ordinary.